Sometimes when you’re camp cragging, shit food just won’t cut it. You’re tired of Ramen, hotdogs, and whatever combo you can come up with that includes the tortillas, lunch meat  and the peanut butter in your food bin. Time to grow up. Before you go climbing, get your ass to the grocery store and buy some real ingredients for a fiesta you won’t soon forget. This recipe is too easy not to try and makes enough to feed at least 4-5 hungry climbers.

Ingredients:

• 12 small corn tortillas
• 1 can of chicken broth
• 1 can of red enchilada sauce
• 1 can of green enchilada sauce
• 1 pint of half & half
• 1.5 lbs of chicken
• shredded cheese
• tortilla chips

Step one:

Put that chicken broth in a pot. Heat it. Cut the corn tortillas all up into strips or triangles or whatever the hell you want. It doesn’t matter. Dump them in the pot of chicken broth. Stir that shit.

Step two:

When the corn tortillas start to look like puke and get all mushy, dump in both cans of enchilada sauce and the half & half. You’ll probably question this becuase I mean half & half? kinda gross. Just trust. I didn’t let you down with the hot dogs I won’t let you down now.

Step three:

This might actually need to be mentioned earlier, but you need all that chicken cooked. Grilled, boiled. Whatever. Cut up the chicken into little chunks and dump it into the pot of liquids. Stir that shit again.

Step four:

Dump it in some bowls.

Step five:

Add some cheese.

Step six:

Eat it with chips.

Bonus Recipe: Margaritas!

Alright. These are delicious.

Dump all of these things in pitcher: Can of frozen limeade, same amount of tequila, same amount of sprite, one Corona

That’s it. Add some ice. Drink it.

This may seem sort of involved for a camping meal, but if you buy this stuff and use it that day, you really don’t have to freeze it or anything. Try it. you won’t regret it. At least remember the marg. recipe. It’s definitely worth it.

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