Comments on: Jokes and Jokes and Jokes (and a CONTEST!) http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/ Welcome to the Magical Sickosphere. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:58:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: team foco chron http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-2844 team foco chron Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:55:25 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-2844 why'd the sport climber cross the road..... his dick was stuck in the chicken why’d the sport climber cross the road….. his dick was stuck in the chicken

]]> By: lulu http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-2418 lulu Thu, 21 May 2009 03:08:59 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-2418 -"protection is over rated." -"not just in climbing" -”protection is over rated.”

-”not just in climbing”

]]> By: Tomb http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-1257 Tomb Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:31:25 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-1257 so ended up holding the new bag? so ended up holding the new bag?

]]> By: In a box http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-1186 In a box Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:38:04 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-1186 My earlier material was not original. Here is an original joke and an apocryphal story (1) Two trad climbers are heading up an easy climb with good protection. On one of the pitches, the lead climber seems to be taking an incredibly long time at a fairly easy part of the route. When the second gets to the same point on his way up, he sees the protection the first climber placed and reflects, "what a nut job!" (2) Before the bolting revolution, two climbers (stoners), Harold and Kumar, saw a White Castle at the top of a cliff and decided to head up to it. Harold starts up first, and about 20 feet up realizes that, because of his...condition..., he forgot his rack. He quickly whips out his purple crayon (what, you thought I was talking about Harold from the film?), scribbles on the rock, and clips his rope through the scribble. Kumar: What is that? Harold: Quickdraw My earlier material was not original. Here is an original joke and an apocryphal story

(1) Two trad climbers are heading up an easy climb with good protection. On one of the pitches, the lead climber seems to be taking an incredibly long time at a fairly easy part of the route. When the second gets to the same point on his way up, he sees the protection the first climber placed and reflects, “what a nut job!”

(2) Before the bolting revolution, two climbers (stoners), Harold and Kumar, saw a White Castle at the top of a cliff and decided to head up to it. Harold starts up first, and about 20 feet up realizes that, because of his…condition…, he forgot his rack. He quickly whips out his purple crayon (what, you thought I was talking about Harold from the film?), scribbles on the rock, and clips his rope through the scribble.
Kumar: What is that?
Harold: Quickdraw

]]> By: Marks http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-1158 Marks Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:27:03 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-1158 Hahahah those last two are the best Hahahah those last two are the best

]]> By: Tomb http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-1154 Tomb Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:00:56 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-1154 A 9.2mm rope walks into a bar with the obviously worn look of a rope that had been to Clear Creek Canyon one too many times. Core showing and sheath all in strings. The bartender yells "HEY! we don't serve ropes here...get lost!" and throws him out of the bar. Rope REALLY needs a drink, so he ties a Fig.8 follow-through in the middle of his body and walks back into the bar. The bartender sees him and asks "Aren't you the rope i just threw out of here?!" The rope replies, "nope, i'm a frayed knot!" A 9.2mm rope walks into a bar with the obviously worn look of a rope that had been to Clear Creek Canyon one too many times. Core showing and sheath all in strings.
The bartender yells “HEY! we don’t serve ropes here…get lost!” and throws him out of the bar.
Rope REALLY needs a drink, so he ties a Fig.8 follow-through in the middle of his body and walks back into the bar.
The bartender sees him and asks “Aren’t you the rope i just threw out of here?!”
The rope replies, “nope, i’m a frayed knot!”

]]> By: In a box http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-1148 In a box Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:12:21 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-1148 A sport climber, an ice climber and a trad climber walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?" A sport climber, an ice climber and a trad climber walk into a bar. The bartender says, “what is this, some kind of joke?”

]]> By: Craig Copelin http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-1132 Craig Copelin Sun, 08 Feb 2009 07:00:42 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-1132 What do you call a single male climber? Homeless. What do you call a single male climber?

Homeless.

]]> By: Tomb http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-1129 Tomb Sun, 08 Feb 2009 01:22:19 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-1129 A climber pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Bartender says "Hey! You have a steering wheel in your pants!". Climber pirate says "Arrr...it's drivin' me nuts!" A climber pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. Bartender says “Hey! You have a steering wheel in your pants!”.

Climber pirate says “Arrr…it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

]]> By: Caz http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-1127 Caz Sun, 08 Feb 2009 00:35:30 +0000 http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264#comment-1127 Married couple. Husband says he is going out for a quick pint and won't be long. Whilst in pub he meets a girl they get chatting have a few drinks, he walks her home, she invites him in for coffee one thing leads to another and they have sex. He eventually checks the time it is one o'clock in the morning and he realises he is going to be in deep shit as he said he was only going for one drink. He asks the girl for some talcum powder and dusts it over his hands and dashes off home. The wife is waiting angrily at the door "where the hell have you been?" "Well" he replies " I met this girl in the pub, we had a few drinks, I walked her home, I went up for a coffee and one thing led to another and we had sex together" The wife looks at him then at his hands, "Don't tell me lies you've been climbing" Married couple. Husband says he is going out for a quick pint and won’t be long. Whilst in pub he meets a girl they get chatting have a few drinks, he walks her home, she invites him in for coffee one thing leads to another and they have sex. He eventually checks the time it is one o’clock in the morning and he realises he is going to be in deep shit as he said he was only going for one drink. He asks the girl for some talcum powder and dusts it over his hands and dashes off home. The wife is waiting angrily at the door “where the hell have you been?” “Well” he replies ” I met this girl in the pub, we had a few drinks, I walked her home, I went up for a coffee and one thing led to another and we had sex together” The wife looks at him then at his hands, “Don’t tell me lies you’ve been climbing”

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