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Help Ali and Aly Become Teva Life Agents

limit — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 23:54:56 +0000

Apparently, Teva is sponsoring a contest to become a Teva Life Agent which is a very strange way of saying that they are going to give somebody $10,000 to go have an adventure if they video and write about it. A couple good friends of ours, Aly and Ali have entered this competition and asked us to share their entrance video. Apparently, the more times it gets viewed, the better their chances of winning. We are all about people winning shit, especially when “shit” is $10,000. Scope it and help the girls out. If you’re really so selfish that you can’t be bothered, then think about it this way: at the very least you get to watch a couple hot girls be dorks for 10 minutes…

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The Stronger You Are….

limit — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 19:04:18 +0000

Climbers are an interesting breed and sometimes they can be hard to understand. But as an armchair scientist, I firmly believe that anything can be explained by a graph. To that end, I spend Independence day plotting mountains of data. Here are the results.

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Bored at the Crag? Here’s what I do

limit — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 17:02:43 +0000

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WHISKEY WEDNESDAY: Carlo Traversi

wig — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 18:56:27 +0000

This is Carlo, he’s pretty cool. I’m not going to type a lot on this at all because… well… it’s Wednesday and I’m only motivated to do a few things on Wednesdays the primary one being drinking Whiskey. (more…)

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Post tags: Carlo Traversi, downgrade, Jade, Whiskey Wednesday, Whiskey Wednesday

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Vidz. BOOM.

wig — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 19:26:07 +0000

Holy shit! Somehow our website is still here! I thought for sure our domain would have expired and been bought by some site poaching dickwad a long time ago, but luckily for you they haven’t.

For that last six months, we’ve been drunk. That’s why we haven’t posted. Normally though, drunkenness would only encourage our posting but this was a different kind of drunk. It was the kind of drunk where everyone got responsible. Limit and Bronco were working all the time, and I moved off their couch and got a big boy job, and now everything is just sad. We turned into lamer people than we were before which believe me, is a low you don’t ever want to stoop to… it’s terrible. (more…)

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limit — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 02:11:56 +0000

In the last few weeks, an enormous controversy about red tagging routes has sprung up. People who have never red tagged, never bolted and never scooped a project suddenly have unbending opinions on the matter. We at P&C, who have spent years doing all three as well as decades in the study of morality and ethics (Kant, Kirkegaard, Derrida, St. Paul, Wittgenstein and Aristotle for the philistines out there) have come up with an unflexible, unbending set of rules about this matter(and pretty much all other controversies in climbing “ethics”).

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How to Have an Adventure: a guide for the unmotivated

limit — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:25:40 +0000

You're going to need these. And that National Geographic logo will make you feel rad.

Quite often, I have friends tell me about the adventures they are about to go on or have just gotten back from–Yosemite, Patagonia, The Black Canyon, The Bugaboos. This usually succeeds in making me jealous, partly because I wish I could afford these far away magical Valhallas and partly because I wish I had the cojones to actually climb the routes there. Instead of saving my pennies and dimes or cultivating a better lead head, I have learned how to transform my everyday cragging experiences into grand adventures. You see, I believe that adventure is simply a combination of the right state of mind (my guru told me that. Or maybe I read it in Emerson. I can’t remember) and the right amount of suffering. With this kernel of wisdom in mind, I’m about to show you how you too can turn a near roadside crag into your very own Himalayan adventure. (more…)

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New School Tradster

wig — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:33:53 +0000

One of our friends posted this. We thought it was funny. Harvey and Venus take a trip through ambiguity to discuss some new school shit.

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Sustainability: It’s all the rage

limit — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 06:28:34 +0000

Living in the front range and especially living near boulder, I hear a lot about sustainable living, being green, conserving, being responsible. I’m told that as a climber, I should care about these things even more. I’m also told that as an(supposedly) educated person, I should be able to think and analyze this stuff for myself. Here is what I’ve come up with.

If only this man had a ciggarette...

Get Fat and Smoke

Fat people eat more, this is true (the methane gas produced by all those burger making cows is quite damaging to the glaciers, I’m told). They also die earlier and thus use fewer resources. Fat smokers die even earlier. Now THAT is responsible living.

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All Inked up…

bronco — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:21:03 +0000

So, as many of you know by now the Wigster has finally gotten a proper job. Someone finally pitied him enough to invite his presence into their work environment, good luck Urban Climber! No really, Wiglets is gonna do good things over there for those guys, so watch out! With that said, we, as in Wig and I decided to get a gym session in this morning over at Movement fitness, the official place of cool these days. Before we sunk our mitts into the plastic paradise, Wig and I stopped by his office, hahahahah, sorry, had to laugh that he has an office. Well, while he was doing some work, hahahahaha, I was cruising through some archived Urban Climber shananigans and found a 411 column that dealt with a dude named Samuel Wood.

Now, I’m sure Sam is a quaility dude. He probably likes chicks, beer, climbing, tattoos, most things that involve being young and awesome. However, there’s one thing he really likes, I mean likes enough to get tattooed on his forearm no less. We ain’t talking no pussy tattoo on your inner thigh, lower abdomin or your foot, I’m talking smack dab in the middle of his forearm for all the world to see that he, yes you Sam, has a crush on Chris Sharma. There, I said it. As far as climbing celebs go, man-crushes always lead to Sharma, he’s the Brad Pitt of our little niche, but come’on Sam, did you really have to go and get Sharma’s signature inked on your forearm? Really? Well, he did, it’s forever…FOREVER!

Scope the full 411 here…

Sam, if you’re out there and reading this, email us, we want to do a follow up article in 20 years.

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pimpin and crimpin

Help Ali and Aly Become Teva Life Agents

The Stronger You Are….

Bored at the Crag? Here’s what I do

WHISKEY WEDNESDAY: Carlo Traversi

Vidz. BOOM.

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How to Have an Adventure: a guide for the unmotivated

New School Tradster

Sustainability: It’s all the rage

All Inked up…

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