Hey everyone. We’re sorry we’ve been a little scarce on the posting. And I’m sorry Limit hasn’t posted a Whiskey Wednesday in like 2 weeks. It’s because his lazy unemployed ass lacks a little thing we call “motivation” and “duty.” No matter we will resume more regular posting tomorrow. I hope everyone of you has a good Turkeyday! I really actualy hope you’re NOT home with your family and you’re out climbing somewhere. 
 
xoxo.

Timmy O’Neill

Here at P&C we have our minds permanently fixed to dirtiest part of the gutter, and since I’ve been drinking Screwdrivers since nooooon and it’s 3:30 in NYC so i thought this was an appropriate time to post this. We want to start a new section called sexual plastic. We’ve all thought it. We’ve all seen it. Climbing holds are occasionally shaped like sexual organs. Now. It might be because we’re all too sexually pent up to deal with those issues outside the climbing gym, but who cares. These are …

Now I realize that Bronco just dropped some serious health knowledge on you all recently with his 3-tein diet plan. While his nutritional knowledge is only rivaled innovators such as Dr. Atkins and Dr. SouthBeachDiet, I feel the need to expand a little on what a daily diet should look like. I just went to the grocery store and picked out a few of the things that have kept me strong and cranking. Feast your eyes (and empty stomachs) on Wig’s super secret recipe and grocery list!
Well first I suppose …

John Proctor was kind enough to start doing a comic for us. Hope you enjoy!

Jason Kehl

Wow. I’m taken aback really.According to our poll 46% of you (25 people) said they would totally gain 10 lbs of FAT and keep it on for the rest of their lives in exchange for a million dollars. Only 40% (22 people) said “no weight.”
Maybe it only surprises me because I’m totally vain, but I say fuck fat. I’ll make my own million dollars (highly unlikely). It’s absolutely ridiculous for me to think about 20 or 30 lbs. Holy goodness.
I confessed all this to my dad. I told him I …

I have to apologize. I’ve been away. I haven’t been posting. I have excuses of course, but I’m going to save them for a time you won’t forgive me. Until then though, you all should know, that for the time being I, Wig, am unemployed.
This means I get to post a lot more on P&C.And I will be.I think the freelancin’ life is the life for me right now anyway.Alright that is all of no consequence though you people don’t care! You want entertainment!
So here’s what we got lined up …

Yesterday I went to the Gunks to climb. In a fit of gumby rage I decided to make a fool of myself.
We climbed a route called something wick I’m not really sure. It doesn’t even really matter I suppose.
It is rated 5.7G. For those of you that don’t know anything about climbing or climbing grades that means it’s easy, has big holds and an abundance of available crack placements. I thought that this would be a wonderful warm up. To some degree I was right. It was a great warm …

I am feeling particularly resentful of this sometimes unrelenting city today. It’s loud. Between the subways, cabs, straphangers, tourists and vagrants I find myself frowning a lot. Especially while it pisses rain outside. Tomorrow should be beautiful, however. 

It is not tomorrow yet, though, so i searched a little and remembered why I like where I live at le
ast a little bit. 

I drove to New Jersey this last weekend for the 2008 Mammut Gravity Brawl. 

I got to watch Matt Bosley, Kevin Jorgeson and Rob D’Anastasio and others duke it out in …