pimpin and crimpin » jokes http://pimpinandcrimpin.com Welcome to the Magical Sickosphere. Sat, 14 Jan 2012 17:32:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Contest Winner http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/21/contest-winner/ http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/21/contest-winner/#comments Sun, 22 Feb 2009 06:55:17 +0000 wig http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1386 Another Organic contest is coming to a close. The jokes were pretty alright. I was impressed. I laughed a little bit even.

The joke I thought was the best though was leinosaurs.

“How is a wicked sloper problem like the hottest babe on the block?

Once you finally get your hands on her, you realize you can’t hold on for long; meanwhile, your friends have lined up for a turn, just waiting for you to get chucked like the last guy, no matter how heartbroken you might be about it.”

I don’t care if he may have borrowed it from DPM or not. It reminded me of something a friend told me the other day about dating in the climbing community.

“Wig, in the climbing community you never lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn.”

FML.

Leino. Send me your address so I can hook you up!

]]> http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/21/contest-winner/feed/ 7 Jokes and Jokes and Jokes (and a CONTEST!) http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/ http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/2009/02/04/jokes-and-jokes-and-jokes-and-a-contest/#comments Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:31:00 +0000 wig http://pimpinandcrimpin.com/?p=1264 organicThe campfire is a great place for stories, beers, beers and laughs. It’s where we all find ourselves trying to regrow the skin on  our tips after a long day of pulling down rocks. Last night was no exception for our crew after the foosball table in the barn at Hueco Rock Ranch long lost it’s luster (a.k.a after Rick and his shit-talking lady friend owned us in a quick match). Very quickly the conversation around the fire digressed into joke telling, then the gnarly joke telling, and then we thought maybe we should tell some climber jokes. Unfortunately we only knew a few and began to make them up. With such a small arsenal I thought it might be wise to see what you all have to offer in the way of climbing jokes. I thought CONTEST! whoever can come up with the best climber joke, punch it in to the comments and we’ll send you a free Organic chalk bag for all your rock climbing, hand drying and crushing needs. Here are some we came up with just to get you all started:

What’s the hardest part about sport climbing?

Telling your parents you’re gay

What do Rifle climbers and hookers have in common?

They’re both good on their knees

What do climbers and prostitutes have in common?

They both spread their legs and trust the rubber

What’s the difference between boulderers and gorillas?

Gorillas have social skills

What do Hugh Hephner and aid climbers have in common?

They both need gear to get up

Alright that’s all we got. Make sure and comment your joke to win some free stuff from Organic!

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