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Lovers of all things Choss and Rifley, ATTENTION! The Rifle Crag Clean Up is coming up soon. BE THERE! BBQ, Avery Beer, Trash, and all your friends are doing it. Check it in the MORE section below. This Climbing Cover of Bobbi Bensmen shows her angst over the trash in Rifle. Don’t disappoint her!The Rifle Crag Clean up is Saturday September 6, 2008. That’s next Month! Plan on Being there.
Clean-Up Projects Include:All day trash Clean-Up, Bolt and fixed biner replace-ment, with …

According to me, slab climbing means that my toes get pumped before my forearms. According to Rifle climbers, slab means that one’s feet are never above ones head. According to Rifle locals, Beer Run is a slab route. To me, It’s steep as shit-it overhangs probably 20 feet in 100. Regardless, Beer Run is a beautiful explosive confluence of crimpy, slopey, pumpy, hightstepping, flagging, backstepping circus trick awesomeness.
Beer Run is rated 13a, which means it will probably take me in the neighborhood of 15 solid tries, lots of …

Yo everyone,
You’re gonna have to deal with our new jump links. We are trying them out because they are snazzy. You’ll see a little teaser, and then a [MORE!] link. Click that link to read the rest of the post. This will let you skip the shit you don’t want to read more easily. Now you don’t have to scroll through long posts of dribble you can’t be bothered with. so it looks like this
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Here’s John P’s latest Newbie comic. The rest after the jump!

Last week, the popular climbing area of Rifle Colorado was declared a Chosspile by FEMA director David Paulison. In a sweeping decision that will affect hundreds of climbers this weekend, Paulison declared the crag unfit for human crimping. Although the crag has been in use by the sport climbing subculture for over 20 years, sharp increases in popularity finally brought the crag onto FEMA radar. “We had heard reports expressing concern over the unstable nature of Rifle limestone” says Paulison, “but last week digital photos began filtering into our office. …

In celebration of our nation’s independence this week we at P&C are throwing our weight behind one presidential candidate who we feel is best suited to lead the world and convert as many foreigners to the ways of America as possible. Basically, our endorsement considerations boil down to an extended game of “Who would win in a fight”. This is how it turned out…
1. Old Man v. Black Man = Black Man2. Hawaiian Born v. Panamanian Born = Panamanian Born, Panamanians are skilled fighters based on …

Abs. Everybody wants a ripped six pack, but most of us are working with a singularly bulging keg above our belt. For most of the population defined abs are just another vain ploy to try and get laid. And it’s actually a scientifically proven fact that good abs make you more attractive to the opposite sex. But for us climbers, good abs are essential for tickling the harder grades. In case you’ve been hiding under a rock for the last 15 years, it’s well accepted that great core …

I headed up to Mt. Evans this Saturday with Jason Kehl and Abbey Smith to try my project—Bierstadt (V10), Abbey’s project—Silverback (V11), and Jason’s project—City Walls of Dying Dreams sit down start (V11-first ascent Adam Osterhoff). It was a great day even though no one sent…We got an early start (9:30 am)—which I only agreed to after a considerable bribe of coffee, pastries and smokes from Abbey. I used to ONLY be a post-noon climber, psyched to head to Chaos when the crowds were leaving, psyched for …

Hey kids, keep sending in your photos for the Photo Me contest. So far we have had some good submissions, but we need more!!! Plus I just recieved the F-Stop gear in the mail this week, sick! Remember, send them to PIMPINANDCRIMPIN@GMAIL.COM. DO IT!
Sorry for the lack of posts this week, I won’t bore you with details of how busy we are, or that our pirated internet is down, or that we have been climbing or drinking every night, but I guess I just …