Last week, I finally redpointed my spring project, Public Solitude in Clear Creek. For a grid bolted wall like Primo, the route is brilliant. I would try to describe it but you would probably quit reading. Suffice it to say that the route is hard for me. Really hard. Hard enough that it took me nearly 30 tries. To me, why I finally send a route is always sort of a mystery. Thus, in the spirit of science, I’ve decided to keep track of the things I do differently when …

LETTERS!
So just when I thought I couldn’t fit in here (D.C.) any worse…a girl from my building walks on the elevator and scoffs at me in my Chacos and prAna pants and asks “what exactly are you wearing?” Feeling like a total outcast from the “cool girl” crowd I head out to Great Falls park for some memorial day climbing with a couple friends. Of course the good climbing areas are pretty crowded and there just so happens to be a group of guys that I like to call the …

Okay, the crew from F-Stop gear has generously and/or sympathetically hooked us up with some sick accessories! If you haven’t heard of F-Stop, check’em out! Their photo gear is legit for the pro photo dude to the gumby digital user, like me. Still using a Polaroid, don’t bother reading this.
Here’s the biz. We will be giving away some F-Stop goodies to the winner of a little photo contest. Now, the pics that should be submitted are to be taken with a handheld digital …

So I’m sure you’ve noticed I haven’t posted in a while. I apologize, but I’m not really that sorry. It might be a while before I can get back (not too long mind you but maybe a week or two). The other night my car was broken into here in this wonderful city of dreams come true and my computer was stolen. Anyway. Don’t be upset, it’s not my fault. Now I just hope all those naked pictures I took of myself don’t end up on the internet. 

-Wig.

The weekly toast comes to you with praise and astonishment this week as Justin Sjong and Tommy Caldwell have accomplished big wall free business the likes of which have not been seen. These two skilled and super sick professionals have once again proven themselves on the big stone, freeing Magic Mushroom (IV, 13d/14a) in the Valley. Crazy and continuous MM is the future of free climbing on Big Walls. Not only did they climb the route, but they did it in style, swinging leads from the ground …

Just watch it. Brought to you by Jason Kehl, Mike Auldridge and Shane Williams on behalf of cryptochild and crash the internet.goodness. Mike=man

Okay, apologies all around for our recent lack of fresh material. Climbing a lot coupled with our pirated home internet connection getting swiped, has caused some problems in our posting situation. Anyhow, I have a couple things to talk about.
Numero Uno. I am frickin psyched today, I sent my project at Primo Wall!!! First rattle out of the box this morning I cruised and how sweet it is. So, onward and upward I go, in search for another obsession.
Numero Dos. Our …

Good Wednesday Folks! Hope all is well in your corner of the globe and hope you get out and drink a little sourmash tonight. Whiskey Wednesday toasts are reserved for special people and special groups of people. These folks may have achieved something extraordinary, survived something harrowing, look good, or just did something stinking cool. This week’s toast is no exception. Even though the recipient of this weeks toast won’t be able to legally consume adult beverages for another 6 years, we will raise our …

Bronco:That’s right there nigga, nigga I’m wildNigga I keep trash bags with meNever know when you gotta dump a nigga outThis sin-surr, this some sin-surr SHIT right hurr!-Threats, the Black Album (Jay-Z)

C-note:
Sippin’ on some sizzurp
-Three 6 Mafia
Wig:You’re not ill, and if you areMy note pad’s full of medicinePlus my freestyle is Excederin Take two rounds and call me back with a new style And show me you’re prepared for the final frontier-Blueprint
Limit:I spit like semi-automatic to the grillWutang Clan

The internetz is crazy ehn’t it? It started with Goetse and just moved on from there. Girls and cups, cats, lolz, Rick rollings, Bill O’Fuckitwelldoitlive, things I did last night, Tom Cruise and Scientology, Chris Crocker, Tila Tequila and the rest of the virtual maelstrom that does nothing but suck life from hapless “surfers” stupid enough to continue tip tapping on their keyboards. Shit, I’m watching Top Chef on Bravo now at 12:55 a.m. and I just saw a commercial that said we can vote on the best web …