Name: Kara Caputo
Location: Boulder, CO
Hometown: Islamorada, Florida
Relationship: Attached.

Wig: What’s the best part about being a girl climber
KC: VIP status and getting the chance to travel
Wig: VIP status? What does that entail?
KC: Red carpets, designer clothes, and the occasional free bag of Super Chalk
Wig: Ever get hit on at the crag?
KC: Sometimes… once by a group of Native Americans. They played the flute to bless our rope and then did bird calls, and kept asking for our picture.

Wig: Well did you give it to ‘em?
KC: Yes, I was too shy to say no.
Wig: Well how’s that boytoy of yours feel about you running around American crags in designer clothes with free super chalk drivin’ all the boys (and Native American men) crazy?
KC: I’m sure it is a real struggle for him
Wig: Well it’s a good thing he’s not any good at climbing then.
KC: Yeah, he’s really no good so he doesn’t see me in the climbing world very often.
Wig: Who is your favorite hip-hop artist or what is your favorite song/line
KC: Line by Outkast: “The way she moved was like a brown stallion horse with skates on, ya know? Smooth like a hot comb on nappy-ass hair…”
Artist: Mos Def & Jay-Z
Wig: Spotieotiedopalicious is the best Outkast song ever.
Okay fill in the following sentences
I hate it when ________
KC: I can’t think of something to fill in the blank with.
Wig: If you can’t stand the heat then____
KC: Get out of Florida or don’t stand so close to me.
Wig: This is going to be a bit Jeopardy-ish.
I’m going to say the answer and you’re going to give me the question (or statement).
First:
“That’s what she said.”
KC: This one’s long and hard.
Wig: How about, “That’s what HE said.”
KC: That undercling is kinda wet…
Wig: Tell me the best joke you ever heard.
KC: What’s long brown and sticky?
Wig: What?
KC: A stick!

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