People who quit smoking are annoying. They are really proud and loud. They talk incessantly about their great “feat”, which nobody else gives a shit about. They are like somebody who just redpointed their first 5.8 trad line. They sit they and tell you every move, every piece of gear and it never crosses their mind that nobody else cares. We all pretend to care. We all congratulate them. It’s like conversion stories Christians have about getting “saved.” Every Christian has one. None of them are interesting.
Anyway, that’s just the …

Another Organic contest is coming to a close. The jokes were pretty alright. I was impressed. I laughed a little bit even.
The joke I thought was the best though was leinosaurs.
“How is a wicked sloper problem like the hottest babe on the block?
Once you finally get your hands on her, you realize you can’t hold on for long; meanwhile, your friends have lined up for a turn, just waiting for you to get chucked like the last guy, no matter how heartbroken you might be about it.”
I don’t care if …

The campfire is a great place for stories, beers, beers and laughs. It’s where we all find ourselves trying to regrow the skin on  our tips after a long day of pulling down rocks. Last night was no exception for our crew after the foosball table in the barn at Hueco Rock Ranch long lost it’s luster (a.k.a after Rick and his shit-talking lady friend owned us in a quick match). Very quickly the conversation around the fire digressed into joke telling, then the gnarly joke telling, and then we …

So we are sorry it has taken us SIX DAYS to fully recover from the New Years shenanigans we got into, but we finally did and we are ready to bring P&C to whole new level in the magical sickosphere. I very much hope you all have enjoyed the end of the year awards. We have a couple more to give out so be on the lookout for the Golden Quickdraw award and also for our Woman of the Year. Both will certainly deserve your attention.
We want to thank all …

Alright everyone it’s time again for another super duper P&C mega competition.
New Years is awesome. You drink a lot of champagne (or sparkling wine…), you stay up later, sometimes you get to kiss strangers because that’s what you’re supposed to do at midnight. Shit I watched Limit kiss TWO girls at midnight one time. I’m still not sure how he pulled that off actually. Anyway, this contest has nothing to do with photos, captioning them, or sending them to us.