How To Tell If You Will Get Laid At A Climbing Festival

limit — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 01:47:20 +0000

Whether it’s the Rifle Cleanup, the Red River Rendezvous, or the International Climbers Festival, climbing events are awesome. Usually, there is beer, dancing, lots of shenanigans and typically at least a few girls. And often you end up spending a lot time wondering if you going to get laid. If only you knew the answer ahead of time, you could save yourself a lot time and energy, which might be better spent projecting instead of scheming how to get into some chicks pants that you have no shot with). To help with this difficult task, I created this handy flowchart,

WILL YOU GET SOME?

Flying in my ROFLCOPTERZ.

wig — Fri, 01 May 2009 14:23:21 +0000

Wow. Here’s another video. More to come today but this just made us laugh a lot. Also you can’t beat the name “Girl reaches orgasm while climbing.” Classic.

CCGOTW: Jessica McGinley

wig — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:47:45 +0000

Name: Jessica McGinley
Age: 23 – I’ma Libra
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma AKA T-town
Hometown: Oklahoma City
What kind of climbing do you like the most?
Hmm, probably sport, although trad is pretty exhilarating.
How long have you been climbing?
Well, let’s see. I’m thinking three years now, no maybe four.
All in Oklahoma? How is it growing as a climber in OK?
Well I climb a lot in Oklahoma, though I really dig climbing in other places, like… Red Rocks or in New Mexico
Well how was it LEARNING to climb in Oklahoma?
I have many close buddies that have taught me well, so I think Oklahoma peeps have taught me well. The Wichitas are also probably one of the best spots to learn how to trad climb.
If you could relocate anywhere today solely for the climbing where would it be?
Aww, probably northern New Mexico or somewhere in Colorado. I wish I could be more certain, though. There are too many places out there that I have not been especially out of this country! I do like the central weather though Storms are great!
What’s the best date you’ve ever been on?
One date where I saw “The Swell Season” here in T-town at the Brady. The peeps from that movie “Once.” I was mentally in another state.
What else do you aside from climbing?
Physical Therapy school and yoga. Keeps me mentally right.
Do you think it helps your climbing?
Yes very much so. Great for those tiny muscles no one would think about working, for balance, and most importantly concentration!
If you could spend a day climbing with any “professional” climber who would it be? Or would you even want to?
Not sure I would pick any certain individual, though it would be great to hang with a friendly climber that has been around the climbing block if you will. I’m always surprised how many unknowns out there… they just do their thing.
How many dates before you’ll kiss a boy?
Well, that really depends. It might be the first date or it could take until the third! I guess I just don’t typically make the first move.
What’s the biggest fashion faux pas in climbing today?
NOT having a cold beer waiting at the bottom. Yeah, that’s major.
What does that have to do with fashion?
Beer IS fashion.
Were you one of those people that made beer box outfits?
Of course! Naw, I was never in a sorority. No worries there.
If you could only drink one beer for the rest of your life what would it be?
Ah, I’d likely pick Spaten Oktoberfest. No, no, Chimay! The blue one.
You would. Beer snob. Pick the most well known expensive beer there is. I see how it is.
Yeah, yeah. We all no how great it is… those monks no their shit.
That’s all they know because they can’t have sex.
Maybe, but I can. Indeed.
Favorite sex position?
Man, how could I choose!? Maybe ones where I’m in control or perhaps ones where I have NO control! Ha! I just really do not know about these questions of yours.
If sex were climbing what style climber would you be?
Well definitely not sport. Everything is already there. Too boring. Most likely high-ball or trad…I do my own sheeit.
What kind of pick up line would actually work after two or three Chimays?
Hmm, something cutting edge. Nothing with “baby.”
Like, excuse me miss you must be in the wrong place the Miss Universe pageant is across the street?
That could only work if I had Chimay AND a couple shots of Patron.
What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done while super intoxicated?
Well that could be driving or maybe too much fun on a hammock and then breaking it if you catch my drift…
Anything else you want all your soon to be fans to know about you?
Maybe that my curls get crazy in the morning, and that I’m a tree dweller.
A tree dweller?
Tree dweller… yes

Sexual Plastic

wig — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:31:00 +0000

Here at P&C we have our minds permanently fixed to dirtiest part of the gutter, and since I’ve been drinking Screwdrivers since nooooon and it’s 3:30 in NYC so i thought this was an appropriate time to post this. We want to start a new section called sexual plastic. We’ve all thought it. We’ve all seen it. Climbing holds are occasionally shaped like sexual organs. Now. It might be because we’re all too sexually pent up to deal with those issues outside the climbing gym, but who cares. These are hysterical. If you find a hold out there that’s particularly sexual, send it to us! We’ll post it up! We all know you have camera phones and fancy things like that. So lets get you contributing.

also there is nothing after the jump…

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How To Tell If You Will Get Laid At A Climbing Festival

WILL YOU GET SOME?

Flying in my ROFLCOPTERZ.

CCGOTW: Jessica McGinley

Sexual Plastic