Classic footage of Alex. Plus pretty effin cool ascent.

Last time it seemed everyone liked the group of fake ads we created, so me and Andy Chasteen got together and made a few more for you. I think I might pitch a few of these to TNF and 5.10. They have to go for them right? I should have gone into advertising. The last one is one Andy made for Wig’s super awesome advice column.

Have you ever seen a man with sun beams coming out his ass? Ander Rockstad is this man. The man is a beacon of happiness. When he gets sick he throws up rainbows and jelly beans. I’ve never seen anything like it. Dude is seriously psyched all the time.

I NEVER thought I’d say that The North Face made shit I liked, but I am. I remember working in a gear shop in college and making fun of every last sorority girl that bought a Denali fleece. I knew they made other stuff and they had bad ass athletes on their climbing roster, but that stigma stuck with me until very recently. I’ve had the opportunity to climb and drink with a few of TNF’s elite and after closer inspection found out The North Face is making some seriously …

Cedar is getting Whiskey Wednesday for a few reasons. First and foremost because he promised to buy me a special tonight at the downer. Beyond that though Cedar has begun teaching me the finer more nuanced parts of the climbing life. I have no idea what it must be like to be a pro climber. The only real clude I have about is that you get to climb a whole lot which I have gotten to do lately since I don’t have a job. Cedar seems to have his shit …

We’ve had a little running joke lately with a small group of us where we edit some photos and make them fake ads. Sometimes they get pretty funny and we decided to drop a whole batch of them on you. Lots of thanks to Lucas and Andy for some of these. Enjoy.