How To Tell If You Will Get Laid At A Climbing Festival
20 October 2009
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Whether it’s the Rifle Cleanup, the Red River Rendezvous, or the International Climbers Festival, climbing events are awesome. Usually, there is beer, dancing, lots of shenanigans and typically at least a few girls. And often you end up spending a lot time wondering if you going to get laid. If only you knew the answer ahead of time, you could save yourself a lot time and energy, which might be better spent projecting instead of scheming how to get into some chicks pants that you have no shot with). To help with this difficult task, I created this handy flowchart,
WILL YOU GET SOME?
i like the circular “are you a good dancer?” part
great an true!! thx!
So if there’s no free alcohol, there’s no way to get laid. Even in a big cabin. Bummer.
So the only ways to get laid are: 1) be a girl, 2) be Sharma, 3) climb like Sharma, or 4) be the beer sponsor. I think you could simplify this chart dramatically without eliminating any critical elements.
You’re welcome.
dang!! i’ve been doing it all wrong.
i just pissed myself
you should take dachoppera’s comment and put it under the box labeled “is there free alcohol?”.
not sure what the yes/no arrows would like like after that though…
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I almost made it!
Surest way: be a girl. damn.
But the beer is free, and the more i drink the more charming I get… They won’t even know that I’ve never had sex till we get back to my friend’s tent
nice, except don’t confuse the Red and the New…Red River Rendezvous?
That would be new river rendezvous… or Rocktoberfest (RRG)
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This is the dumbest shit ive ever seen.
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