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Valentines Gifts For Climbers

14 February 2009 1,391 views 4 Comments
posted by limit

Are you kidding did me? Did you really click on this? If you’re desperate enough to be trying to figure out what to give your honey after 2pm on valentines day, you are probably in trouble. Hopefully though, one of these ideas will help keep your relationship afloat on THE most important day of the year.

For the tradmeister

Functional and with just the right romantic but utilitarian message, this Cam Bouquet will last for many seasons–much longer than the two days it will take for traditional roses to wilt. Cams availible from Black Diamond and Colorado Custom Hardware. Vase availible from your local thrift store.

For the Sport Climber

Are you in love? Here is the perfect way to say “I love you. But I may just love clipping bolts and updating my 8a.ego a bit more.” Availalible for $3000 from www.Iheartbolts.com

For the Boulderer

Have you found yourself in love with somebody who loves boulders, Phish, dreads and not showering? Does their situation, as Dane Cook put it, look like a poorly edited kung foo movie? This is the perfect Valentines Gift!. Serving double duty, these quality horsehair brushes will clean your lover tonight, and those nasty slopers for years to come. And nothing says “I love you” better than cheap chocolate. Availible for $12 from www.nomorehippies.com

For The Boulderite

If the object of your affection is so self absorbed that they will never be able to love you a tenth as much as they love themselves, a quality dose of MDMA is a sure cure. At least for one night. Costs about $6 per pill. Obtainable from www.ImsoselfabsorbedIcantfeeltruelove.com

Tags: gifts, valentines day, x


  • bronco said:

    FAIL! Something happened, can’t read it.

    • arnold
      limit (author) said:

      thats because your computer sucks. Hell, even people with fake iphones can see it.

      • Shane Seaton
        Shane Seaton said:

        i’m with bronco. the pictures were clever, but i am saddened that i cannot indulge my eyes on the the witty prose you have put forth.

        • Tomb
          Tomb said:

          i see it fine. thanks for the ideas…now if we’re lucky (and these gifts work) then March 14th should be a great steak day this year!

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