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[14 Jan 2012 | 3 Comments | 2,183 views]

Well it finally happened! If you haven’t seen it, check it out.

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[17 Nov 2011 | One Comment | 1,508 views]

until five minutes ago, I never realized that “Pandora’s box” was a double entendre…

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[27 Dec 2009 | No Comment | 2,807 views]

In the spirit of everybody getting along during kwanzaa-hanukkah-christmas-ramadan, we thought you all might enjoy this, especially if you’ve ever seen one of these.

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[17 Dec 2009 | 4 Comments | 20,488 views]

Sometimes you just can’t send. It doesn’t matter how much you tweak your beta, how hard you try, how often you try, or long you rest. No matter what you do, it just never happens. It is times like these that try climbers souls. In those trying times, try some or all of these hints. They will make you send. I promise.

1. Stop Washing The Dishes

Climbers seem to spend more time fussing over the condition of their skin than a conspiracy theorist researching the melting temperature of structural steel. We all know that prolonged exposure to water makes you skin prune and get softer than a 12 year olds dick. I mean, do you really think that the skin in FIGURE 1 is going to be crimping very much? NO. Climbers know this, yet this keep washing their dishes. It’s like they want something to bitch about at the crag. QUIT WASHING YOUR DISHES. Seriously. Unless you like crying like a little bitch on your project. And while your at it, quit washing your hands. Swine flu be damned!

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[17 Nov 2009 | 21 Comments | 4,318 views]

Oh you know them when you see them. And if you don’t know the ways to identify them there is a really good chance you ARE the bumbler.
1. Janglies

I don’t know how else to describe these things. They’ve always got them. It’s like little pieces of flair they attach to their harnesses and or backpacks. None of it is useful too. Like they’ll take an extra locking biner up a sport route, or their grigri. Or they decorate their school bags with carabiners and Nalgenes. Carabiners are not accessories! I …

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[4 Nov 2009 | 2 Comments | 2,042 views]

Bout time for us to take that Halloween post off the headline I think. Sorry it’s been there so long. It’s Whiskey Wednesday again and this week it happens to be P and C friend Jeremy Collins’ birthday! We’ve interviewed Jeremy before, but he needs more representation because let’s face it. The guy is a total badass. He has one of the better tick lists I’ve seen but it too nice of a guy to spout about it. I had to hurt him just to glance at it. He’s a …

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[29 Oct 2009 | 4 Comments | 4,732 views]

Everyone loves Halloween. Parties are happening everywhere, there is an abundance of free candy, and girls dress up in slutty outfits just because they can get away with it. As we get older though, the motivation to dress up seems to wear off a little. We can’t go door to door and get candy from sweet old ladies. We don’t have class Halloween parties to attend anymore. Our parents aren’t buying us our costumes anymore either. With that in mind I’ve come up with a list of climbing costumes anyone …

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[28 Oct 2009 | No Comment | 2,607 views]

In honor of the snow that dropped on the front range today Bronco and I decided to go on an alpine adventure. Alpine Adventure is something I have no interest in, but today we made a special exception.
We made it a photo essay. Hope you enjoy.

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[22 Oct 2009 | One Comment | 2,656 views]

I have some more stuff for you all to look at.  and I’m real sorry this is just like an event update but I mean… deal with it. Two things for just the front range crowd and then there’s another think I think you’ll be interested in.
First up for all you people who like rad things, Conrad Anker and Jimmy Chin are speaking tonight at the boulder theater about some badassery. It should be worth checking out. Shit it’s my birthday today and I STILL might go just because it’s …

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[20 Oct 2009 | 13 Comments | 7,830 views]

Whether it’s the Rifle Cleanup, the Red River Rendezvous, or the International Climbers Festival, climbing events are awesome. Usually, there is beer, dancing, lots of shenanigans and typically at least a few girls.  And often you end up spending a lot time wondering if you going to get laid. If only you knew the answer ahead of time, you could save yourself a lot time and energy, which might be better spent projecting instead of scheming how to get into some chicks pants that you have no shot with). To …