24 March 2008 936 views One Comment
Suppose you decided to commit suicide and you’ve hanged yourself. In the midst of choking to death, you change your mind and decide you want to live. Unfortunately, there’s nothing you can do. Would say “well shit, lets make the best of this situation,” and start jerking off?
But then, somebody walks in on you, both masturbating and killing yourself. Now you really have a reason to commit suicide.
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