Oh my freakin dub. Yours truly has peered into the dark dark world of the offwidth and has seen things that no sport climber should witness. Lungs bursting, elbows flaming, ankle skin tearing, big bro placing, gaging, kicking, screaming and swearing was the scene at Poland Hill in Vedauwoo, Wyoming yesterday as I tried to sell my soul to the gods of offwidth…My first route ever at the Woo, Fantasia 5.9+, was not a pretty sight, except for my vintage…

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Here at P&C we have our minds permanently fixed to dirtiest part of the gutter, and since I’ve been drinking Screwdrivers since nooooon and it’s 3:30 in NYC so i thought this was an appropriate time to post this. We want to start a new section called sexual plastic. We’ve all thought it. We’ve all seen it. Climbing holds are occasionally shaped like sexual organs. Now. It might be because we’re all too sexually pent up to deal with those…

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The Poor man’s Reisling and Gouda….

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It’s finally here again! 24 Hours of Horseshoe Hell!!! For those of you not familiar with the event, here’s how it goes down: You get a totally awesome partner and name your team something. I hear the “Murky Brown Pantloaders” will be a force to be reckoned with this year, and I’ve heard weirder team names like “The Coming Out Party”.Anyway after that you stock up on essentials like energy drinks and cigarettes. Join the rest of the teams at Horseshoe Canyon…

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WARNING: with blue and grey streaked walls so steep and pockets so small you may spontaneously blurt out phrases in French. People have been shot for much less in this part of Wyoming. For the goodies on TS hit the jump now!

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The Golden half of P&C has FINALLY broke down and purchased our very own internet connection. Be on the lookout for a flurry of posts! In fact, coming within the next couple days, the Photo Me Contest is finally resolved! Ten Sleep Canyon Crag Exposure, and much more.

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Now I realize that Bronco just dropped some serious health knowledge on you all recently with his 3-tein diet plan. While his nutritional knowledge is only rivaled innovators such as Dr. Atkins and Dr. SouthBeachDiet, I feel the need to expand a little on what a daily diet should look like. I just went to the grocery store and picked out a few of the things that have kept me strong and cranking. Feast your eyes (and empty stomachs) on Wig’s…

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Alright everyone! Cute Climber Girl of the Week is BACK!!! Get psyched for la femmes that la crush! First up for the reunion tour is a special new friend to P&C who I spotted on complainingfrommycomfyarm- chair.com. After a month waiting for her response I found out she’s the only girl that can keep D. Woods’ attention and she warned me that if I made her look like an idiot she’d send him to crimp me to death. I think I…

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