Whiskey Wednesday: Ander Rockstad
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Have you ever seen a man with sun beams coming out his ass? Ander Rockstad is this man. The man is a beacon of happiness. When he gets sick he throws up rainbows and jelly beans. I’ve never seen anything like it. Dude is seriously psyched all the time.Ander is another one of those burgeoning super climbers who never has money. I like that because I never have any money either. Ander nearly single handedly saved our Hueco trip a few weeks ago when Stella the van broke down and left us stranded in BFE, NM (aka Albufuckme). Ander turned Matt Segal from this (the very depths of depression and hell– the moment he found out exactly how much his car was going to cost to fix)
into THIS with nothing more than a smile, a wink, and a massive box of Lara bars.
Also Ander sells some sort of salvy balmy shit that makes your hands awesome for climbing. It’s called A-Balm, appropriately. Support a bum climber before he has to go on food stamps. The man is a golden bright shiny ball of happiness. So tip your glasses to him tonight, or buy him a drink (non-alcoholic). Food stamps dont work at the downer.
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Best line evar! Throwing up rainbows and jelli beans. Reminds me of the time i tried the “milk” challenge and decided to eat fruit loops before hand. Similar color spectrum i’m sure
We need more beacons of happiness in the world – cheers to Ander!
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