Werd!
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so the saying goes. I completely agree. I like all types of breakfast foods, pastries, cereal (hot and cold), and traditional eggs and shit. However, coming from the grand land of Oklahoma I have had my fair share of greasy spoon breakfast dining experiences. Our home state boasts the biggest population of Chicken Friend Steak and Eggs diners in the world, so we are somewhat of aficionados at eating what I like to call “Man Breakfast.” (more…)
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Some boys from Oklahoma started a clothing company called Avid. I was a little worried at first but after seeing some of the shirts they’re bringing to the table I am nothing short of completely psyched to get some of the first batches of tee’s they’re lifting off the press. It’s kind of a bummer right now that you HAVE to be in Oklahoma to get some of these wonderful designs, but very very soon, if I have my facts correct, you’ll be able to buy clothes through their website. There’s not much else I can say about these boys and their clothes so I’ll just show you some samples instead.
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In the cold concrete world of Manhattan there isn’t much that satisfies climbers. I mean sure you can go to Central Park and piddle around on the little pebbles they call boulders, but to what end? I never got that much satisfaction from projecting routes with names like Sweat of the Rapist and turning down crack heads that ask questions like “So you’re climbing these rocks? You smoke rocks too?” Never the less there is one shining beacon in the grey mess of buildings, so like a mouse in a maze trying to find cheese I’d navigate my way a few days a week to Manhattan Plaza Health Club to get my fix with a rowdy bunch of New Yorkers likeminded enough to care about one thing: climbing. (more…)
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Limit caught a little heat for his last dieting article. We get it. The picture might have been a little much. So Bronco and I came up with a new improved dieting plan. It’s not too much different, you just have to contract whatever illness Bronco and I got. It causes some wonderful things to happen. First you wake up with some slight chills, and that weird hotness that comes over you before you’re about to throw up. Oh, yeah, then you throw up. You don’t throw up a little bit either. You throw up the entire contents of your stomach. It’s absolutely wonderful. But lucky for you it doesn’t end there. As soon as you feel like the throwing up is over, the evacuation plan takes a turn for the basement and gives you one of those #3 type situations. I recommend at this point you get a trash can while you’re sitting on the toilet because if you’re lucky you’ll start horking again at the same time!
I realized this was a new diet fad when Bronco and I texted each other at the same time from different bathroom wings of our vast manor.
“Maybe we will lose a lot of weight and then crush!”
“This sucks, surprised there’s that much shit in me. Just think how hard we’ll crush!!!”
Anyway sorry for the lack of good postage. When our skin stops hurting we’ll be back on.
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Name: Gaelin Rosenwaks
Age: 29
Location: New York City
Hometown: New York City
Hometown is NYC too?
Yep! Why else would I be here?
Have you ever lived anywhere else besides NYC?
Yes, many places. Should I list them all?
Nah, which was your favorite?
I lived on the beach in North Carolina for four years before I moved back here two years ago. That was pretty sweet just fishing and surfing. (more…)
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Typical Shelf scene
Canon City, America, home to Ortega’s (best New Mexican Food outside New Mexico), Colorado’s largest Penitentiary (known as the Alcatraz of the Rockies), and Shelf Road rock climbing! Probably Colorado’s best, most expansive face climbing area, Shelf Road hosts hundreds and hundreds of routes with a little something for everyone. Experience the Vertical Beach this winter, jump for more info on Shelf…
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