posted by wig
Finally some horoscopes you can trust. P&C resident Swami accurately interprets your climbing future.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Get your shit together before it gets too cold. Your project isn’t going to send itself no matter how many times you cry between the 3rd and 4th pieces of gear because you’re “run-out.” Be a (wo)Man. Stop being a bitch. Send before we start hearing the excuse that it’s too cold. Mars hates your whining.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
You’re in a time where you need to relax. Take that cutie climbing that might not quite be very good at climbing above 5.7’s. It might be worth it if you’re in what we like to politely call a “drought.” I know, I know you’re getting all you need… the stars see right through your lies. Try improving your sex life instead of your unsavable 8a scorecard. (more…)
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