You probably think I’m day late posting this and you would be right. But I am in Rifle which means I have the ultimate get-out-jail free-card. You pretty much can’t be mad at me.
ANYWAY. I’m downing whiskey to Spring which seems like it’s FINALLY here, after an April filled not with showers but huge snowstorms. In fact, I think it snowed like four times as much in April here in Colorado than the whole rest of the year.
To climbing in shorts, approaching in flip flops.
To barbeque’s and beers on the patio.
To girls in skirts (and guys with no shirts)
To green grass and flowers, and those damned robins. And scantily clad women serving beer.
Raise your glasses to NOT fucking freezing to death anymore!
Also, bikini wearing rifle holding govenors!
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A.K.A. How to fake you’re way through a day of sport climbing. Of course, you need the standard shit like a gri-gri, stick clip, belay chair, knee pad, and a an ipod with a baller playlist. But you knew that. I hope. The rest could take you years to figure out. But don’t worry, cuz I’m here to help.
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I have no idea what this thing is or what it’s all about but someone sent a link to this video and I thought, “Well that’s the dang funniest thing I’ve seen today.” So I’m posting it here for you all to see. Could be worth checking out since it involves at least three of the following: poop, climbing, sex, campusing (more…)
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Today is C-Note’s birthday. It is ALSO Whiskey Wednesday. C-Note is off in Boston some where doing some college grad school thing and it sucks to be that busy. That’s why you don’t see her that often on the site. BUT, she’s almost done. The end of the semester is almost complete and this summer should provide a wealth of C-note material for all you who enjoy the content from the only girl contributing on our site.
Raise your glasses tonight to the raddest chick we know. Wish her well into the hot summer and for completing another year of life.
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